warning: butts

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

why is ur cock so useless
Anonymous

Lol it’s not I’m just not seeing anyone nowadays, it’s actually WONDERFUL OK

If you have a crush on me, anonymously tell me why.

aquariantides:

adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to

Might as well since this DICK IS GOING TO WASTE GOD DAMNIT

Might as well since this DICK IS GOING TO WASTE GOD DAMNIT

WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it

do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”

josephdanielsss:

with-the-enemy pebbles-vienna*vomits viciously* What’s this tontería that I’m seeing on my feed?!

josephdanielsss idk…I’m into that freaky shit so who knows if I’ll find this delicious or not

josephdanielsss:

with-the-enemy pebbles-vienna*vomits viciously* What’s this tontería that I’m seeing on my feed?!

josephdanielsss idk…I’m into that freaky shit so who knows if I’ll find this delicious or not

My personality is actually fucking great and I have no doubt in my mind that someone can be very attracted to it, but nobody is gonna fuck my personality.

SOMEONE MAKE ME FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU PLS

cynicallifter:

with-the-enemy:

cynicallifter:

with-the-enemy:

I HAVEN’T HAD FEELINGS FOR SOMEONE IN FOREVER IT IS SO ANNOYING AND MY LIFE IS BORING AS FUCK BECAUSE I’M NOT CONSTANTLY THINKING ABOUT A SPECIFIC PERSON UGHHH THIS STRUGGLE IS SO DUMB

I’ve groped you twice. LOVE MEEEEE

We almost made out that counts for something

Oh god, I completely forgot about that!! Lol
Big apology for that

To this day, no one has groped my man boobs as firmly and as well as you have